Police Rescues iPhone

The Onion reports on a police rescue triggered by alerts from passersby:

…local government officials remain disturbed by what they are calling “inhuman” treatment of the iPhone.

“My husband and I have been trying for months, but so far, we’ve been unable to have an iPhone,” town assemblywoman Janet Nuetreer said. “But if we did, we would understand that there is nothing more important. Every iPhone is a gift from God.”

For the full article [The Onion]