Archive for November, 2008

Bancul de sambata

Posted in Humor, Jokes with tags on November 29, 2008 by Le Roi

Tiganul si tiganca nu reuseau sa aiba copii. Se duc la doctor, fac teste, analize, spermograme, totul era in regula. Doctorul le zice ca n-are ce sa le faca, ca sunt amandoi sanatosi tun, dar ca sa se duca in SUA la o clinica unde sigur ii rezolva.

O ia tiganul pe piranda si pleaca-n State. Ajunsi la clinica, doctorul de-acolo le reface analizele si toate erau OK.

– Tigane, nu stiu ce sa-ti zic… totul pare in regula, eu cred ca e o problema tehnica. Te rog sa te dezbraci, s-o pui si pe piranda sa se dezbrace si sa treceti la treaba, vreau sa va vad eu cum faceti, ca gresiti undeva probabil.

Tiganul sta putin in dubiu, cam jenat, dar na, platise multi bani, se dezbraca, o dezbraca pe nevasta-sa, trec la treaba. Dupa 3 miscari doctorul ii opreste:

– Tigane, stop! Gata! Stiu care-i problema. Uite, ia reteta asta, vezi ce ti-am scris pe ea si-o sa puteti avea copii.

Ia tiganul reteta, pleaca, ajunge-n Romania, se duce-n prima farmacie:

– Saru`mana boerule, n-ai cumva nijte Triteotherol?

– Ce sa am tigane? Triteotherol? Stai asa. Verifica farmacistul in stoc, nu gaseste. Se uita-n calculator, nimic. Cauta-n nomenclator, nu exista.

– Tigane, Triteotherol ai zis? Nu gasesc nicaieri.

– Cum boierule, ca de la clinica din State asa mi-au zis. Uite, mi-au dat si reteta.

Ia farmacistul reteta, se uita la ea:

…Triteotherol tigane? Triteotherol? Try the other hole!

Buy Your Own Tunnel

Posted in Stiri/News with tags , on November 29, 2008 by Le Roi

tunnel_londonLONDON โ€” For sale: a vast tunnel complex in central London. Former tenants include Britainโ€™s secret service, the famous hot line between America and the Soviet Union during the cold war and 400 tons of government documents. The asking price is $7.4 million.

Cheap, huh? Continue reading

World’s Oldest Person Dies

Posted in Social, Stiri/News with tags , on November 29, 2008 by Le Roi

SHELBYVILLE, Ind. โ€“ Edna Parker, who became the world’s oldest person more than a year ago, has died at age 115.

Parker was born April 20, 1893, in central Indiana’s Morgan County and had been recognized by Guinness World Records as the world’s oldest person since the 2007 death in Japan of Yone Minagawa, who was four months her senior.

Parker had been a widow since her husband, Earl Parker, died in 1939 of a heart attack. She lived alone in their farmhouse until age 100, when she moved into a son’s home and later to the Shelbyville nursing home.

Parker outlived her two sons, Clifford and Earl Jr. She also had five grandchildren, 13 great-grandchildren and 13 great-great-grandchildren.

I wonder what my odds are…

Complete article.

Traistariu vs Tarky vs Naomi vs Juan vs Nikita vs Stoian vs Capatos vs Gabi vs part 2

Posted in Gossip/Gura lumii, Music, Say what?, Social, Video with tags , , , on November 29, 2008 by Le Roi

Am gasit intreaga emisiune de alaltaieri. Sper s-o gasesc si pe cea de ieri, merita deranjul. Clipurile, in ordinea numerelor de pe tricou, sa se serveasca reci si fara garnitura.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Sunt de parere ca Dan Capatos are nervii tari daca e-n stare sa tina emisiunea asta…

Retrospectiva de vineri

Posted in General with tags , on November 28, 2008 by Le Roi

Deoarece am vazut ca se practica la diferite persoane, ma alatur comentatului de termeni de cautare.

7 year old kid feed crocodile – i feel the same. Kids should be fed to crocs.

dispozitive ascultatPoftim.

zilele de concediu – s-au dus…

sex in toaleta – ce te intereseaza mai exact? Unde? Pozitia? Sa stiu ce-ti zic…

daca iti place de un baiat si are priete – …na? Lasa-l sa ti-o traga. Poate-i place mai mult de tine. Tipa.

blugi de fite – Vezi aici.

de ce se poarta urat cu tine la desparti – …re? pentru ca poate.

accidente usoare – ce sector?

jocuri la gradinita – iar tu?

imnul calculatoristului manea – sai-li-di-da, am cea mai marfa retea.

telefoane curve – mai bine-ncerci cu fete. Epoca 89 a trecut demult.

jocuri cu gradinita – perversule.

ciclu la barbati – ai chiulit de la anatomie?

ce inseamna www – what a wanking wigga

cum sai vorbesti fostei prietene – de ce sa mai vorbesti cu fosta? Are vreo prietena misto? N-are 2?

cum sa te desparti de un baiat ๐Ÿ˜ – combina-te cu altu`. ๐Ÿ˜

jocuri de gradinita – daca esti la gradinita si-ai scris asta, esti tara. Daca esti educatoare, nasol de plozi

sms fitze iubire – ce cauti tu de fapt?

my favorite bedroom – you’re in it.

ce nume se potriveste fetelor pe data de – azi? Ieri? Alaltaieri? Mai specific, ca nu stiu ce sa-ti zic…

Joys of Singlehood

Posted in Social with tags , , on November 28, 2008 by Le Roi

At Yahoo! Dating, a list of 5 joys of singlehood during the holiday season. At the rate they post dating articles on their front page, I’ll soon give them their very own category. Here’s the list.

Joy #1: No In-Laws

Joy #2: No Expensive Gifts to Buy

Joy #3: The Mystery of MIstletoe

Joy #4: The Freedom to Flirt

Joy #5: Rejoice. Renew. Reflect

They also have two quotes one should reflect upon:

1. “The secret to the celebratory season lies in giving thanks for exactly where you are in life.”

2. “Strike up a conversation with every cutie you meet this holiday season.”

I think these two could be adapted to one, to-the-point, quote: “Celebrate this season: Strike every cutie you meet using lies: tell her she’s the secret to your life. Thank her after. ”

I knew it couldn’t be that bad for me this holiday season.

Christian the Lion

Posted in Animals, Video with tags , , on November 28, 2008 by Le Roi

A couple of weeks ago I was talking to someone about the bond created between a lion and two humans. I had incorrectly assumed the humans to be Siegfried & Roy. It was in fact John Rendall & Ace Berg. I don’t remember who I was talking to, but if you read this, then this is for you, to correct my mistake.

Quite touching. And most of all interesting.