Sleep Aids

The Republik has come across sleeping aids for the nights when, lacking sleep, all sorts of completely uninteresting stuff shows up here under the form of posts. So, we have:

1. Valerian root: I have no idea what this is, so I’m not going to be able to use it.

2. Chamomile tea: God that’s awful. I’ll pass.

3. Celery: Er… with carrots? No thanks.

4. Lemon Balm: If it smells as sounds and as lemon tastes, I’ll skip it.

5. Lavender: Too girly. No thank you.

6. Hops: Hops around? On one leg? On two legs? Too vague. Can’t use this either.

Apparently The Republik will still suffer from insomnia so you’ll get plenty of useless stuff to read from now on as well.

If anyone is actually interested in what this stuff does, click the dot.

2 Responses to “Sleep Aids”

  1. Try valerian, it’s way better than any medical sleep aide.

  2. Thanks for the tip, but the Republik believes that the best sleep aide is working for the mischevious purposes of the Republik until you fall asleep with the head on the keyboard. 😉

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