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Pentru toaleta din Banbu: SEX ALERT DOOR HANGER

Posted in Social with tags , on November 6, 2008 by the Zookeeper

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Se numeste SEX ALERT DOOR HANGER, si se gaseste aici. Este pentru pus pe clanta unei usi. Ultima fitza este sa-l pui pe usa de la Lamborghini, sau daca esti in Banbu, sa-l pui pe clanta de la baie, sa semnalezi ultima combinatie.

Dupa cum spuneau cei de la Gizmodo, dai ai unu, sigur nu are ce sa alerteze, decat poate sa-i surprinzi pe altii. [via Gizmodo]

More dating tips

Posted in General with tags , , on October 24, 2008 by Le Roi

Yahoo has a front-page “Dating 101” article, regarding love truths a woman should know about. The following are my opinions. If you want theirs, read the article.

1. Spending time apart strengthens your bond – No it doesn’t. If he spends time apart, he’ll look for different legs to spread apart.

2. Your inkling that something is wrong in the relationship is probably right – Agreed.

3. If a man has a history of cheating on his girlfriends, he’ll probably cheat on you too. – Uhh…umm…err…

4. He wants to think he’s taking care of you. – And he isn’t?

5.  If a guy tells you that he’s not ready for a relationship, take his word for it .- You better!

6. Passion can grow as a relationship progresses. – Yes, just like erection grows as you age.

7. You won’t regret breaking up with a guy you’re feeling unsure about. – Yes you will. That’s when you regret it.

8. You will always be the one to initiate a relationship talk. -That sounds fair. Why should he bother?

the best way to let someone down?

Posted in Social with tags on October 8, 2008 by senator

(when you’re trying hard not to be an asshole.)

1. Your previous relationship just ended and you’re not ready for a new one, even though you like the person a lot [First half was true, second wasn’t].

2. Just never call back or correspond again.

3. Pretend to be a jerk so that they choose to cut you off instead.

4. Tell the truth: you think the person is wonderful, but you’re just not sexually attracted, there’s no chemistry.

I think different choices are appropriate for different people.  Today I went with the first one and feel kind of shitty about it, but he at least took it well even though he wasn’t interested in talking as friends afterward….