Non-News, Space Missions & Cars

• Wealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequence [The Onion]

• Bush Calls in National Marching Band To Lift U.S. Spirits [The Onion]

• China Launches First Willing Manned Mission Into Space (Video) [The Onion]

• Jeremy Clarkson on the Chrysler Sebring Cabriolet 2.7 V6 for Times

Immediately, I was annoyed by a nonstop whining sound from the back. This turned out to be Richard Hammond, who, despite being 8in tall, claimed that he had never been so uncomfortable in his life, apart from when he was being born. “Only that,” he said, “was more spacious.”

SNL VP Debate and Bailout Bill